Merry Christmas

 

In good humor…

To My Democrat/Liberal Friends…

 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

 

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

 

We wish you good luck with Obamacare, whether you were misled or lied to about keeping your doctor or existing health care plan (which was all supposed to be cheaper), President Obama has already explained he really didn’t mean it – in that way…but you voted for him/that…so I’m sure it will be fine. Not to mention being safer (terrorism) and better off (economy)…

 

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

  

To My Republican/Conservative friends…

       Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!

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One Response to Merry Christmas

  1. dragonflies11 says:

    I absolutely love the wishes to Democrats!!!! Merry Christmas  Saul.  To you snd your entire family!! Donna Larschan.   BTW I worked for many years with Marius Marijosis who recommended your blog to me.

    Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphone

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