Merry Christmas & Happy New Years


In good humor…

To My Democrat/Liberal Friends…

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

We wish you good luck with Obamacare, whether you were misled or lied to about keeping your doctor or existing health care plan, President Obama has already explained he really didn’t mean it – in that way…but you voted for him/that…so I’m sure it will be fine.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


To My Republican/Conservative friends…

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!

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0 Responses to Merry Christmas & Happy New Years

  1. Barry Cargill says:

    Merry Christmas to you and your family, Saul! – Barry Cargill

  2. Tricia says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! May GOD continue to bless all of you in 2014!!!

  3. Kristina says:

    An interesting way to greet your ‘friends’ over the holidays, a time that is traditionally focused on togetherness, forgiveness, and kindness. You focus more on what separates you from friends who don’t share your political views, rather than on what unites you. True friendship can actually transcend all that, if you open up your heart and mind. That is, actually, the way of life that Jesus both lived and preached. And there are a whole lot of actions Jesus took that are more in line with Democratic views than with Republicans – though he is not the domain of either party, despite what people seem to think. Merry Christmas to that.

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